How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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