how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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