We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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