plz talk dirty to me
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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