Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
