we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
