Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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