There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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