This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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