You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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