He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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