someone get that fucking seahorse.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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