Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
