The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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