quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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