it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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