I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Never let your siblings swipe right.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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