got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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