Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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