Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
