What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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