My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
