I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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