u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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