PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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