Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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