literally had 100 drinks last night.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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