Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm so fucking centered right now
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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