toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
pray to the hookup gods
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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