Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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