Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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