This is not my ceiling
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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