I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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