the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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