and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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