just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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