He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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