This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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