problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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