Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Randomize
