dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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