i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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