Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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