She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
being pregnant is like rehab
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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