So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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