im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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