I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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