Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
