Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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