he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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